In an exclusive interview with the eve-fail EXTREME investigative reporting team, Calasian revealed that unscrupulous newbie Julie Saunders stole from her, purloining objects from a private container. Instead of getting angry, Calasian gave the newbie something much more valuable: An education on aggression mechanics, and a bonus lesson about timers.
For outstanding services in new player education, and for fitting real guns on an amarr frigate, the eve-fail early education grant hereby awards Calasian 20 million isk (and the keys to our heart).
Cal, the crew loves you!!! \o/
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ReplyDeleteTranslation; Cal set up a can. I challenged him to a noobship fight with a 1 day old character. He then chased me round in a DRAMIEL for 20 mins before finally agreeing to a noobship fight. After all that he got RR from his mate.
ReplyDeleteDidn't teach me shit other than the fact he is a total pussy and doesn't dare risk engaging a 1 day old char in a noob ship with anything less than a faction frigate and an RR Guardian. NICE LESSON, NOOB.
Love, Julie.
"Translation; Cal set up a can. I challenged him to a noobship fight with a 1 day old character. He then chased me round in a DRAMIEL for 20 mins before finally agreeing to a noobship fight. After all that he got RR from his mate."
ReplyDelete"... and for fitting real guns on an amarr frigate ..."
something is not matching here! maybee you just mad bro?