There once was a new capsuleer
Who didn't know that he should fear
The troll who lied waiting
With buckets for baiting
And harvesting epic-sized tears
An anonymous left that in comments, and I thought it should be shared.
Hmm...
There once was a pilot with honor
Who learning tricks could not be bothered
One fateful morning
He clicked past a warning
And lost his T3 to a bomber
...I hereby encourage the internet to join in.
One morning a miner awoke
ReplyDeleteTo find his rig gone up in smoke
He stroked his neckbeard
As his misty eyes cleared
And wailed 'Damn this bot app's a joke!'
I thought my hulk was epic fit
ReplyDeleteBut then griefers reduced it to shit
My petition denied
I then ragequit and cried
And ran back to my dear mamma's tit
A pubee who thought he was clever
ReplyDeleteLeft his macro to ice mine forever
But the goons came and went
Not without ammo spent
And his epeen was terribly severed
It's only fair to post one for the other side...
ReplyDeleteA bomber squad acting discreet
Planned to take out a whole miner fleet
But with leader unsure
Dropped their loads premature
Now they're begging for ISK on the street